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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(Source: tenjos, via fake-mermaid)

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thequeenvevo:

hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

(Source: helmutwang, via yog-url)

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"Who were you having dinner with?"

(Source: frozencap, via agoodmangoestotrenzalore)

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7brat:

i am a giant pervert but im a lil girl so its acceptable and no one cares

(Source: princessbrat7, via timthe)

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nickelbackthatassup:

damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

(via icanthelpthatimabitch)

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fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via tyleroakley)

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sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

(Source: settles, via ugly)

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